Today my apple came with an ad on it. I mean 'apple', as in the piece of fruit, not 'apple' as in my laptop (still MIA).

The ad was for Spiderman 3 on DVD. Has that been on at the cinema already? Not that I care, I hated the second one, & it must be said I took exception to advertising it on my apple. Advertising on fruit. Ridiculous. What's next? Ads in toothpaste?

I pulled off the sticker and took a few bites of the apple and you know? It was a crap apple, anyhow.

So I put the sticker back on and threw it away.