Subject Line of Today's Funniest Spam: We look forward to hearing from you Space Shuttle Drill God.

markdeniz is the result of a scientific experiment into sustained sleep deprivation.

What we've learned so far is that, without sleep, subjects become embarrassingly productive and improbably focussed on areas of endeavour designed to promote & support entire groups of otherwise unrelated people.

Clearly we need to milk his productivity for all he's got before he realises what the heck he's doing, rapidly burns out & collapses in a mumbling heap.

This is my contribution to that cause.